Beef Jerky NewsAnd my feelings were hurt when I didn’t go to Freshman Year Homecoming! Seriously, when your chosen career path gets you barred from Skid Row, it’s time to consider the food service industry: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/04/07/injunction-bar-gang-members-skid-row/
For weeks now, I’ve been scheduled to do a stand up gig at The Comedy Store on Sunset. That show, as I’ve know from the first time I was booked, was set for Tuesday, April 6th. And I also know that, more often than not, Monday is the day after Easter. Yet, for some reason, [...]
During a taste test of Up North Jerky Honey Barbeque Flavored Smoked Turkey, I was waiting for a man to assist me with my assessment of the aforementioned flavor of cured meat…and my second journey into the fascinating world of beef jerky taste testing. I needed a man because, sexist or not, men have more [...]
With another holiday upon us, I’m dreading the holiday dinner seating arrangements. I guess I’ve never really been very happy with my dinner seat, when I was a kid stuck at the little table with my idiot cousin Leon, I dreamt of sitting at the big table. The little table had a plate of deviled eggs [...]
I think I’ll be trying out for the show, ‘Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?’ because of the depressing job I did testing for ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire?’ I was expecting questions like this one: On your table you might find salt and _______ ? But, instead, I got this: Who on [...]
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “HILLBILLIES.” You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore … HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” – She [...]
Personally, I’m writing a blog for beef jerky. To an ordinary person, that might be a lot of effort for beef jerky although it is certainly worth my time…beef jerky is full of interesting history, fascinating characters and manyrather unexpected appearances in police reports. Yep, there are those who will risk imprisonment and a criminal [...]
I’ve had an interesting day…interestingly castigating, punishing and arduous. I’m not complaining mind you, I’ve been around long enough to have total faith in the cyclical nature of life. If I were to start the whining with my appendix, I could say that “I’ve had a particular grueling March of 2010.” I won’t bore you with my list-O-grievances [...]
I have been given the dauting task of taste-testing and reviewing enough beef jerky to qualify me as a true jerk. Today I finally received my long awaited box-O-jerky and as people did before Snap, Crackle and Pop came along, I had beef jerky for breakfast. The hardest part of my quest du jour was [...]
