Posts Tagged ‘funny stuff’

If Only I’d Told Some Beef Jerky Jokes

April 7, 2010Meg_Kelso 2 Comments »

For weeks now, I’ve been scheduled to do a stand up gig at The Comedy Store on Sunset. That show, as I’ve know from the first time I was booked, was set for Tuesday, April 6th. And I also know that, more often than not, Monday is the day after Easter. Yet, for some reason, [...]

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No Wonder We Can’t Figure Out Who Discovered Beef Jerky!

April 5, 2010Meg_Kelso No Comments »

Over the holiday weekend, many whimsical, idiosyncratic and lascivious ideas came to me while I was considering a topic for today’s post. I spent time dwelling on a few ideas and some were dismissed quickly as too offensive (Even for sweet little Southern me), too stupid or simply too boring. But one idea had me [...]

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STOP THE PRESSES!!!

April 2, 2010Meg_Kelso No Comments »

During a taste test of Up North Jerky Honey Barbeque Flavored Smoked Turkey, I was waiting for a man to assist me with my assessment of the aforementioned flavor of cured meat…and my second journey into the fascinating world of beef jerky taste testing. I needed a man because, sexist or not, men have more [...]

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What All Good Wives Should Know!!!

April 2, 2010Meg_Kelso No Comments »

 Recently I came across an article from a Housekeeping Monthly magazine dated May 13th, 1955. I felt as though it needed a bit of an update so here is a comparison of a wife’s duties in 1955 as compared to those expected in 2010: *********************************************************************************************************** The Good Wife’s Guide 1955-Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the [...]

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The BIG table

March 31, 2010Meg_Kelso No Comments »

With another holiday upon us, I’m dreading the holiday dinner seating arrangements. I guess I’ve never really been very happy with my dinner seat, when I was a kid stuck at the little table with my idiot cousin Leon, I dreamt of sitting at the big table. The little table had a plate of deviled eggs [...]

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If only they’d asked beef jerky questions!

March 29, 2010Meg_Kelso No Comments »

I think I’ll be trying out for the show, ‘Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?’ because of the depressing job I did testing for ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire?’ I was expecting questions like this one: On your table you might find salt and _______ ? But, instead, I got this: Who on [...]

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A lesson on Politically Correct verbiage

March 29, 2010Meg_Kelso No Comments »

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “HILLBILLIES.” You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore … HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” – She [...]

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What would you do for beef jerky?

March 27, 2010Meg_Kelso No Comments »

Personally, I’m writing a blog for beef jerky. To an ordinary person, that might be a lot of effort for beef jerky although it is certainly worth my time…beef jerky is full of interesting history, fascinating characters and manyrather unexpected appearances in police reports. Yep, there are those who will risk imprisonment and a criminal [...]

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And now for something completely different

March 26, 2010Meg_Kelso No Comments »

I’ve had an interesting day…interestingly castigating, punishing and arduous. I’m not complaining mind you, I’ve been around long enough to have total faith in the cyclical nature of life. If I were to start the whining with my appendix, I could say that “I’ve had a particular grueling March of 2010.” I won’t bore you with my list-O-grievances [...]

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Original Jerky…A Tasty Little Story

March 24, 2010Meg_Kelso No Comments »

I have been given the dauting task of taste-testing and reviewing enough beef jerky to qualify me as a true jerk. Today I finally received my long awaited box-O-jerky and as people did before Snap, Crackle and Pop came along, I had beef jerky for breakfast. The hardest part of my quest du jour was [...]

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