Beef Jerky NewsAudio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. you also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Download MP3 By Clark Boyd Since elections last summer, political parties from Belgium’s Dutch-speaking North and French-speaking South have tried to form a coalition [...]
No, it’s not the Tex Avery cartoon.And now for something completely different…I’ve been on an Animaniacs kick lately. I admit, it’s a wonderful show with great animation and stories throughout. I could go on about this great show, but I want to keep this post short.In a nutshell, this episode is the only Thanksgiving episode [...]
And my feelings were hurt when I didn’t go to Freshman Year Homecoming! Seriously, when your chosen career path gets you barred from Skid Row, it’s time to consider the food service industry: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/04/07/injunction-bar-gang-members-skid-row/
For weeks now, I’ve been scheduled to do a stand up gig at The Comedy Store on Sunset. That show, as I’ve know from the first time I was booked, was set for Tuesday, April 6th. And I also know that, more often than not, Monday is the day after Easter. Yet, for some reason, [...]
Over the holiday weekend, many whimsical, idiosyncratic and lascivious ideas came to me while I was considering a topic for today’s post. I spent time dwelling on a few ideas and some were dismissed quickly as too offensive (Even for sweet little Southern me), too stupid or simply too boring. But one idea had me [...]
During a taste test of Up North Jerky Honey Barbeque Flavored Smoked Turkey, I was waiting for a man to assist me with my assessment of the aforementioned flavor of cured meat…and my second journey into the fascinating world of beef jerky taste testing. I needed a man because, sexist or not, men have more [...]
Recently I came across an article from a Housekeeping Monthly magazine dated May 13th, 1955. I felt as though it needed a bit of an update so here is a comparison of a wife’s duties in 1955 as compared to those expected in 2010: *********************************************************************************************************** The Good Wife’s Guide 1955-Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the [...]
With another holiday upon us, I’m dreading the holiday dinner seating arrangements. I guess I’ve never really been very happy with my dinner seat, when I was a kid stuck at the little table with my idiot cousin Leon, I dreamt of sitting at the big table. The little table had a plate of deviled eggs [...]
I think I’ll be trying out for the show, ‘Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?’ because of the depressing job I did testing for ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire?’ I was expecting questions like this one: On your table you might find salt and _______ ? But, instead, I got this: Who on [...]
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “HILLBILLIES.” You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore … HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” – She [...]
